Ma and Pa Kettle were way before my time, but some humor is just timeless.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bfq5kju627c
The ridiculous logic reminded me of the Tom Lehrer song, 'New Math'. You Young'ns out there may be too hip for these clips, but anyone who was taught math in the old days, or who had parents who were (and made helping with homework traumatic) will appreciate these ;)